A couple is in bed with the husband closing up his laptop: I just paid the mortgage, the car loan and the electrical bill! Look at the balance in the checking account (he says proudly): 74 cents!!

Love it. Sadly, I wrote down the quote but not the movie I was watching. While the writers thought it was funny it made me think of how many people can’t actually accomplish that without an overdraft or some of their bills going on a credit card…